Life has been Troll-Free for 3 Days. So Happy, I may Bake Cookies later. #WontLast

On Thursday, be reminded of all the Pricks you Hate--whom u only have to see once a year. Better Yet, Just Skip it, and Actually Enjoy Life!

Your Grade Point Average and Haircut both came from the 7-Ds.

I guess it's not a good idea to hit on the Waitress, if she looks like one of the Manson Girls!

I'm a Doctor. My Father is a Lawyer. But all he does is Tri/Try My Patients/Patience.

Stop making Ads saying "only the finest ingredients." Everyone says that. It makes u sound stupid & unoriginal.