Television is a complete Waste of Time. Nothing good ever came from watching it.

@AdamCarolla Women who Tailgate while Driving behind you. #MoreHarmThenGood

Must be dress-down Monday. Postal Carrier in Tie-Dye and Jeans.

Just witnessed 2 separate Yuppie Housewives in Lexus SUVs drive over curbs in virtually empty Parking Lot.

Why do all shopping centers in America have the same uneventful, unspectacular stores? @AdamCarolla