Zuckerberg looks like MeatHead from Movie Meatballs2. (Photo) And Facebook Sucks! Damn Government Database!

Dear Corporate Radio: u tried to force Bruce Spingstein on me while I was pumping gas. Didn't work!

If you see a Cotton Commercial during a YouTube Broadcast, does that mean you had to wait a cotton-picking minute?

Deadmau5 {This Noise} http://tinysong.com/jlQR

Being Strong solves alot of problems, on a daily basis. #Strength

"You didn't have to kill him, just b/c he's heavy." PFR | @LaTimesCityDesk LAPD shoots+kills heavily armed man

My TwitterStream is full of "KatyPerry" and "Halloween." Put them together and u have LadyGaga.

For anyone having @Twitter and @BlipFM Server issues today: "Computer Says No." (Video)

BlipFM is Down http://DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com/Blip.FM

http://DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com/Blip.FM

I have everything I could possibly want in life. #LifeIsGood Feeling: Blessed #DontJinxMe

I think alot of Twitter Users are getting #NewTwitter today, b/c Twitter tweeted it, and Following #s are 0.

Reboot the Universe at CrossWalks (Photo)