Life seems to be all about Who You Married, How Much You Make, and How Long You Live. #SoBoring

Life has been Troll-Free for 3 Days. So Happy, I may Bake Cookies later. #WontLast

On Thursday, be reminded of all the Pricks you Hate--whom u only have to see once a year. Better Yet, Just Skip it, and Actually Enjoy Life!

Your Grade Point Average and Haircut both came from the 7-Ds.

I guess it's not a good idea to hit on the Waitress, if she looks like one of the Manson Girls!

I'm a Doctor. My Father is a Lawyer. But all he does is Tri/Try My Patients/Patience.

Stop making Ads saying "only the finest ingredients." Everyone says that. It makes u sound stupid & unoriginal.

I guess the internet is Frustrating only when dealing with Companies that Have No Clue about it--such as Yahoo Web Hosting and India Tech Support. Yep, I said it.

I have learned that the internet is a big crock of shit. And a huge waste of time.

Southern California: Highest Gas Prices around.

Gas prices hit a new record in Southern California on Saturday. 4.nbcla.com/R19ebZ

— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) October 6, 2012

Gas prices have gone up 47 cents in the past week. The average price of a gallon of self-serve regular gasoline in Los Angeles County rose to $4.53, the highest amount since July 12, 2008.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Record-High-Gas-Prices-Leave-Motorist...